There’s a little “test” that the right emails to itself regularly to make themselves feel better about voting for people that openly despise them. They call it the “Fence Test” as in, “Which side of the fence are you on?” and, my oh my, is it full of right wing fantasies. Let’s break it down, shall we?

THE FENCE TEST: THINK ABOUT THIS, IT IS TRUE. (Translation: Whatever you do, do NOT ACTUALLY THINK ABOUT THIS! – FLS)

You can’t get any more accurate than this! (This is accurate the same way Sarah Palin is eloquent or Mitt Romney is consistently honest) 

Which side of the fence?If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a G test! (What’s a “G test?” I have no idea. – FLS)